Tim is Juicing…
…and other ridiculous lies to compensate for my terrible season.
I’m baaaaack! That’s right, I’ve taken over the blog again for a super-special, extra annoying post chock full of random thoughts and a little bit about bowling to keep Tim happy.
First, I’d like to say congratulations to Tim for a wonderful 600 series and hope he stubs his toe, because I’m petty. Seriously though, good work and keep on truckin’ my friend.
Secondly, Happy New Year! With a glorious new Outlaw in my possession, I shall retain my position of dominating the world of bowling the only way I know how, with plenty of beer and a sub-200 average. I thank Tim and EPIC for upgrading me to a far superior product. Now to build up the effort to get it drilled and then wreck some pins!
Next up is… Holy crap! We are doing a live chat on Facebook with Pete-freaking-Weber?!? I grew up watching this pin slayer! Forget you guys, I’m the programmer of the live chat system. I’m just going to add like 100 questions I have for him and say they are from you. It’s good to know the internetz! Ahem, seriously though, mark your calendars, January 16th. More info coming soon…
Here’s some randomness:
I guess the NBA is back… Yep… And the crowd goes silent…
I want to be a hockey fan, but having no team in Wisconsin kind of hinders that. I would name them the Milwaukee Moo Cows. The possibilities are endless for marketing and a fantastic mascot.
A tip from a parent, never eat your standard decorated sugar cookie for Christmas. It most likely was decorated by a young kid who has zero respect for hygiene or an understanding that you don’t pre-taste the toppings and then add them.
New Glarus – Spotted Cow is my new beer of choice. I have no problem shamelessly plugging them in the small chance they send me free beer.
The guys/gals from Roto Grip/Storm are beyond a dream to work with. Very laid back and they all truly love bowling. I have no problem shamelessly plugging them as well in the small chance they send me Spotted Cow.
A new year, new attitude, and Defiant only a day away. Rip some pins and have a fantastic 2012 folks.
I’ll be back.
I hope you read that in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice in your head. I know I did.